Spotlight on Leinster RUFC.......

The Leinster Loins

After a total disaster last season in which they failed to win a single piece of silverware, Michael Cheika’s team have to justify the complete trust and faith shown in them by their loyal band of ladyboy fans. As usual, the hype and expectation has reached Walian levels with little to no chance of it abating.

The new superstar of Leinster rugby, Luke Fitzgerald – cousin of an infamous Leinster alikadooess – has already set the ladyboy bandwagon into a frenzied overdrive. His couple of touches in the first game of the season, against themighty Edinburgh, showed that he really knows where the line is, the touch line that is. There have been a few changes to the playing personnel for this season.

Out have gone some legends – Emmett Byrne (Setanta), James Norton (Superquinn), Brian O’Meara (Munster) – and some bellends. Leinster have also recruited heavily, and I mean very heavily, in the form of Owen Finnegan. Also new to the ranks are a couple of Turnipstanis, Stephen Keogh and Trevor Hogan. We wish them well in their new country and in their endeavours to learn the language.

Being Leinster, they are expected to run riot in both The Magners League and TheHeineken Cup this year, and I for one will expect nothing less than total, and I mean complete and total loike, domination of world rugby. In fact, I expectLeinster to be chosen to represent Ireland at the Rugby World Cup next year,even though they have only 3 Irish players.

Predictions:

Magners League – Winners
Heineken Cup – Winners
Eurovision Song Contest – Winners